theme
crime
let's play murder;
I have the horrible habit of sometimes acting like a seventeen year old humanoid of the female sex.

mishasminions:

IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY

timevortex221b:

Fandoms + Significant places 

Inspired by x

Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

illinois:

harry potter and the crazy ass rock

harry potter and the hogwarts basement

harry potter and the guy who went to jail

harry potter and the big ass fire cup

harry potter and the secret club no one can know about

harry potter and the vandalized textbook

harry potter and the triangle circle stick

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

wow
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

florafaunamerryweather:

have you accepted natasha romanoff as your lord and saviour

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK